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You’ve been poisoned? Weird Amazon products week of 1/2/23

Welcome! Yes, it’s your first fun roundup of weird Amazon products for 2023, from a “you’ve been poisoned” teacup, to knee-high chicken leg socks.

weird amazon products week of 1/2/23

Happy 2023! And a very happy roundup of weird, whimsical, funny, and just plain cute Amazon products from the week of 1/2/23. Find one whimsical Amazon item on the Mashup Mom Facebook page every morning, then head over here on Sunday for a new recap roundup.

What strikes your fancy, given the randomness that is this week of Amaz-odd?

Weird Amazon products, week of 1/2/23

The next time you serve your guests one of those tasty charcuterie board things, why not make it Frenchie the French bulldog shaped?

For your next mystery book club, perchance? This “you’ve been poisoned” tea cup & saucer set would definitely be a conversation starter… or, I guess… stopper!

An appropriate gift idea for parents everywhere, this classy candle sports the saying “My Last Nerve: Oh look… it’s on fire.”

Knee-high chicken leg socks? Well, it’s a look, I guess. Or a gift idea… 🙂

Practical, or humorous: The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America. Let me quote from the description, so you can see why this one belongs in our morning “weird things on Amazon” picks: “For those who have a disdain for birds, or for bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let’s face it—true. Featuring common North American birds such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous yet angry ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won’t need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!”

This Caturday, do you find yourself in need of a new shower curtain? How about this one, featuring an alien cat shooting laser beams out of its paws at a group of fleeing swimmers?

Be sure also to follow the ongoing adventures of The Notorious Bad Kitty Lucy and friends, if you are a cat person. 🙂

Aww, do you remember the Frog and Toad books? Here’s an updated parody for modern times: Frog and Toad are Doing Their Best! (And really, aren’t we all right now?)

More weird Amazon products here next week

Come back next week for a brand new roundup of weird Amazon stuff! Or, head over to Facebook every morning for another fun find to start out your day right — and, of course, much, much more.

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