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Dumpster fire candles? Weird Amazon products week of 1/9/23

Welcome to our second roundup of weird Amazon products for 2023, from a literal dumpster fire of a candle, to a rainbow unicorn T-Rex shower curtain.

weird amazon products week of 1/9/23

What are we doing here? OH, it’s just another roundup of seven weird, whimsical, funny, or just plain cute Amazon products from the week of 1/9/23. I post one whimsical Amazon item on the Mashup Mom Facebook page every morning, then do a recap roundup here every Sunday so that you can catch up on any you may have missed.

What strikes your fancy from this randomly random week of Amaz-odd?

Weird Amazon products, week of 1/9/23

If last week’s laser-beam-shooting cat shower curtain didn’t speak to you, how’s about this one to spruce up your bathroom: A shower curtain set featuring a winged unicorn riding on a T-Rex, with rainbows?

A slice of bread, as a pillow? Stuffed… animal? Plush, with legs. Why not, right? (He’s just so approachable!)

Who here really likes opossums? Well, here’s a whole perplexing possum perfection pack, where you get: An air freshener, three finger puppets, AND a stress ball. Why? Well: “Ponder the purpose of the possum. It’s plethora of possibilities. Picture its pristine perfection. Now you can cover all your possum loving bases with this 5 pack of Possum fun.”

Oh, hey: Did you appreciate the bread plushie from the other day? Well, let’s continue that theme (decorate your whole room…) with this quirky rechargeable toaster lamp, complete with “toast!” It also comes in pink and yellow, if green isn’t doing it for you.

Need a new wall clock? Some good-natured humor here: A jumbled “Whatever, I’m always late” clock is unique, and appropriate for certain people… On another note, have you noticed how hard it is for kids to read analog clocks anymore, as they’re growing up in a digital world? This one might put them over the edge.

Fitness cat, anyone? Sport this cat deadlifting tank the next time you’re lifting at the local gym.

Be sure also to follow the ongoing adventures of The Notorious Bad Kitty Lucy and friends, if you are a cat person. 🙂

Elevate your home decor with this candle, which is a literal dumpster fire!

More weird Amazon products here next week

Come back next week for a brand new roundup of weird Amazon stuff! Or, head over to Facebook every morning for another fun find to start out your day right — and, of course, much, much more.

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